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Nov 27, 2004
ive heard this world is cold
i finally finished my spring class schedule...6 days after i could have!
COMM 118 intro to interpersonal communcation TTh 1-215pm
COMM 287 advertising as social communication Schedule TBA
COMM 297I st-language, culture, communication TTh 230-345pm
ENGLISH 117 ethnic american literature MWF 1115am-1205pm
MATH 100 basic math skills in the modern world MWF 125-215pm
all of the classes should be relatively easy aaaand my earliest class starts at 1115 am, depending on COMM 287..but if that one starts too early, i can always drop it hehehaha
Posted at 01:47 pm by tremulant
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theres always a siren singing you to shipwreck
my thanksgiving dinner consisted of microwaved pizza and stuffing. do you remember on one of the southpark christmas episodes when kyle (or stan..i forget) sings that song "being a jew, a lonely jew on christmas"? thats kind of what it was like "being a veg, a lonely veg on thanksgiving".
yesterday, i went to chris riellys house. we played 2 on 2 football. it was slice and dice (chris and i) vs. team b (because ashley and brandon are too unoriginal to think of a good team name). we won.
after that, we went to the boardwalk and then i left.
then i went to heras's house and we watched the first half of van hellsing (it was terrible) and then the celtics vs cavaliers.
i am very enthused about driving 3.5 hours back to amherst with everrett tomorrow......................................PSYCHE!
littleREDsneaks: umm once a week
littleREDsneaks: maybe twice?
Angry BushMaN: can u beat me in a drinking contest
littleREDsneaks: mayeb.....
littleREDsneaks: come visit me at RWU
littleREDsneaks: and well dirnk together
littleREDsneaks: and we'll see
Angry BushMaN: R U SRS
Angry BushMaN: i would murder you
Angry BushMaN: what about a drinking/salad eating/hop scotch contest
littleREDsneaks: yea hid prolly kjick ur ass
Angry BushMaN: get out of town
Angry BushMaN: what about a drinking/basketball dribbling/handwriting contest
littleREDsneaks: id beat u
Angry BushMaN: ashley
Angry BushMaN: i dont think so
Angry BushMaN: i beat you guys 2 vs. 1 at basketball!
littleREDsneaks: hahah shut up
littleREDsneaks: i let u win
Angry BushMaN: what about a drinking/freestyle swimming/staring contest
littleREDsneaks: id kill u
Angry BushMaN: are you serious? ashley, are you drunk right now?
littleREDsneaks: ive been swimming a lot lately
littleREDsneaks: hahah no
Angry BushMaN: no way you could win a staring contest
Angry BushMaN: you would start giggling
littleREDsneaks: nope
littleREDsneaks: id l;augh
Angry BushMaN: yeah
Angry BushMaN: wht about a drinking/spelling/national capitals bee
littleREDsneaks: kill u
Angry BushMaN: ya right u prolly dont even know the capital of
massachusetts
Angry BushMaN: gotta go bye
littleREDsneaks: its ok just admit to urself....that ud lose
Angry BushMaN: ps- its boston
littleREDsneaks: haha JERKKKKKKKKK
Angry BushMaN: BYE
Posted at 10:31 am by tremulant
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Nov 23, 2004
shut me down to that cold, cold underground
Tobey M Fan: HUSKIES GALORE
Tobey M Fan: FOR YOU
Tobey M Fan: THEY'RE SENDING YOU THEIR LOVE
Angry BushMaN: im going to stop bein vegetarian just so i can eat some huskies
Tobey M Fan: fuck that
Angry BushMaN: huskies are de-lish
Tobey M Fan: DOG EATER
Tobey M Fan: what is your favorite indian tribe?
Angry BushMaN: sioux urs
Tobey M Fan: BUTT HOLES
Angry BushMaN: want to know what my least favourite animal is?
Tobey M Fan: HUSKY?
Angry BushMaN: no, alive husky
Angry BushMaN: dead huskies are fine
Tobey M Fan: wtf
Tobey M Fan: siberian huskies
Angry BushMaN: more like siQUEERian hahahahahahahaha
Tobey M Fan: WTF
Tobey M Fan: YOU'RE A MEANIE
Angry BushMaN: wht is your favourite germanic language
Tobey M Fan: watev
Angry BushMaN: wht is your favourite barbarian tribe
Tobey M Fan: buttholes
Angry BushMaN: wht is your favourite fallen empire
Tobey M Fan: your stinky ass
Angry BushMaN: who is your favourite inventor
Tobey M Fan: up yours
Angry BushMaN: who is your favourite dictator
Tobey M Fan: siberian bill
Angry BushMaN: wht is your favourite ethnic group
Tobey M Fan: HusKies
Angry BushMaN: wht is your favourite new age religion?
Tobey M Fan: BILL SHUT UP
Angry BushMaN: wht is your favourite halogen element?
Tobey M Fan: .................
Tobey M Fan: okay
Tobey M Fan: shut up
Angry BushMaN: howcome you dont like that game
Tobey M Fan: because it's fucking annoying
Angry BushMaN: im not fucking annoying!
Tobey M Fan: no you're not, but that game is
Angry BushMaN: ok
Angry BushMaN: what game do you wanna play
Tobey M Fan: nada
Angry BushMaN: =(
Tobey M Fan: silly bill
Tobey M Fan: ILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Tobey M Fan: LIL BILL
Angry BushMaN: ????
Tobey M Fan: b
Tobey M Fan: i
Tobey M Fan: n
Tobey M Fan: g
Tobey M Fan: o
Tobey M Fan: b
Tobey M Fan: i
Tobey M Fan: L
Tobey M Fan: L
Tobey M Fan: AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Angry BushMaN: christine, on a scale of 1-10, how drunk are you right now?
Tobey M Fan: THERE WAS A FARMER, HE HAD A HUSKY
Tobey M Fan: IM NOT drunk
Angry BushMaN: then howcome you keep flooding my chat window with things like "bingo bill"?
Tobey M Fan: because it is funny
Tobey M Fan: and i know it's annoying you
Tobey M Fan: and it's cute
Tobey M Fan: and silly
Tobey M Fan: and eddie
Tobey M Fan: and zeke
Tobey M Fan: and whoa
what the fuck?
last night, ivy and i rented 5 movies to watch during an all-nighter. the five movies were "sisters", "the others", "do the right thing", "stigmata", and "requiem for a dream".
"sisters" was about conjoined twins who slash people to death. it was a lot less awesome than the description sounds. it wasnt bad though.
"the others" was about ghosts who dont realize they are dead. i forgot i had already seen this movie. it was fucking horrible
"do the right thing" is my all-time favourite movie.
"stigmata" is another movie i had already seen. it was really good
"requiem with a dream" was also good, but we shouldnt have watched it last because it leaves a bad taste in your mouth!!!1
Posted at 12:24 pm by tremulant
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Nov 21, 2004
how time flies, with crystal clear eyes
this weekend has been a blast from the past. talked to kirsten for the first time in a long while, randomly ran into rich t. of RWU fame, hung out with cape cod friends for the first time in over a month. first thing is first..
the other day, i was at brunch with mike. he had disappeared to somewhere, so i was scanning the room for him. all of the sudden, i see this kid that looks exactly like rich. i do a double-take. i decide its not him. all of the sudden, i hear "BILLL!!!!" and i am being hugged. it was him. we shot the shit for a bit, then i came back to orchard hill.
i went to amandas around 7. gina, jon, vanessa, meagan, and justin were also there, in addition to others who i didnt know. i have to give amanda credit...both times i have gone over there, everybody has been really cool... and i dont think many people are cool. amanda has good taste in people.
played beirut, drank, did typical stuff for a while. it was a lot of fun, but i had to leave at 1020 because gasse, blk matt and sean wouldnt fucking stop calling me. i meet them in the lobby of JQA. big drunken group hug. they are more drunk than i am, particularly gasse.
we shoot the shit in gasse's room for a long time. blk matt tells me i have changed for the better..good. gasse doesnt have any fucking cups in his room, so we are drinking captain morgans out of dr. pepper bottles, which have been cut in half. wtf.
gasse doesnt have any food, so we go to seans car to get some doritos. blk matt, sean and i are smoking cigars and we are all blowing the smoke in gasse's face. gasse gets pissed off and rips the bag of chips open and throws it on the ground. asshole.
talked to lots of random people on the telephone. sean puked. i went home around 2.
Angry BushMaN: this is the best night in the history of western civilization...remind me about it tomorrow
X m0raleclipse X: k lol
Angry BushMaN: nice face, fathead
PYrOsCi SSoRs548: thx
Angry BushMaN: why dont you stop yelling
PYrOsCi SSoRs548: i thanked you
Angry BushMaN: i can hear you, relax
Angry BushMaN: im right here, for gods sake
PYrOsCi SSoRs548: THIS IS YELLING
PYrOsCi SSoRs548: this isnt
Angry BushMaN: fucking relax, you psycho
Angry BushMaN: too many cups of coffee this morning? sheesh
Angry BushMaN: omg lets go cd shopping in hyannis
sam pika bf5: omg we should lolz
Angry BushMaN: nah u dont have the guts
sam pika bf5: w/e i've done it b4
Angry BushMaN: hehehehahahaha
Angry BushMaN: brb urine
sam pika bf5: k
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Angry BushMaN: guess what
sam pika bf5: wat
Angry BushMaN: i just used the last paper towel in the bathroom. gonna be a long night for anyone else who has to wash their hands tonight!
sam pika bf5: haha yeah!!!
Angry BushMaN: omg sam, this popcorn is seriously terrible YUCK
sam pika bf5: then give it to a hobo.
Angry BushMaN: where am i going to find a hobo?
Angry BushMaN: i dont live in the slums of new york like you
sam pika bf5: on the street
sam pika bf5: DUUUHHHHHHH
sam pika bf5: neither do I
Angry BushMaN: hhahahahehehe
Posted at 03:07 pm by tremulant
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Nov 20, 2004
if youre gonna scream, scream with me!!
Angry BushMaN: i havent drank since last year either
StratPat18: ya right
Angry BushMaN: its true
Angry BushMaN: u think im an alcoholic?
StratPat18: no
Angry BushMaN: i dont drink anymore. i got a straight edge tattoo a month ago. it is a big traingle made out of X's and in the middle there is a skull breathing fire
StratPat18: ooo ok
Angry BushMaN: its awesome
Angry BushMaN: the ladies love it
StratPat18: i bet
Angry BushMaN: we should get matching tattoos
Angry BushMaN: of spiders eating flies
StratPat18: no
Angry BushMaN: why
Angry BushMaN: youre right, we should get tattoos of vikings fighting vs. pirates with battle axes
StratPat18: NO
!!!
Angry BushMaN: why
Angry BushMaN: fine lets get a tattoo of slash...but he is playing this WICKED guitar solo and smoking a cigarette and he has this look on his face that lets you know he means business
StratPat18: NO!!
Angry BushMaN: then you think of an idea!
StratPat18: NO TATTOO'S!!
Angry BushMaN: why not
Angry BushMaN: what about if we get a tattoo of a dodge stratus with a skeleton in the driver seat. and the whole car is on fire because it is going so fast
StratPat18: NO TATTOO'S!!
StratPat18: NO TATTOO'S!!
StratPat18: NO TATTOO'S!!
StratPat18: NO TATTOO'S!!
StratPat18: NO TATTOO'S!!
StratPat18: NO TATTOO'S!!
StratPat18: NO TATTOO'S!!
StratPat18: NO TATTOO'S!!
StratPat18: NO TATTOO'S!!
StratPat18: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
Angry BushMaN: pat, howcome you hate fun?
StratPat18: u dont no what fun is
Angry BushMaN: I DONT?!
StratPat18: not my fun ne ways
Angry BushMaN: what is your fun
Angry BushMaN: ??
StratPat18: idk
Angry BushMaN: hmmmmmmm
StratPat18: SLEEP
StratPat18: NOT SPENDING MONEY
StratPat18: MY CAR
StratPat18: DRIVING
Angry BushMaN: THATS FUN?
Angry BushMaN: check yourself, man
StratPat18: FUCK U
KSJ381: and i could clean up for you... because that's what i do
Angry BushMaN: hahahaha
Angry BushMaN: yeah im a big mess
Angry BushMaN: remember when you cleaned under my bed? what a project
KSJ381: that was a great day
KSJ381: i miss that so much
Angry BushMaN: haha im glad you had fun cleaning up my urine stained socks and stuff like that. gross!
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Angry BushMaN: has cliff come to visit?! he was cool!
KSJ381: i've seen him a few times when i was home and i talk to him almost every day
KSJ381: he loved you
KSJ381: haha
Angry BushMaN: haha really?
KSJ381: yeah, i told you about that
KSJ381: he thought you were soul mates or something because you liked the same music
KSJ381: he always asked about you
Angry BushMaN: hahahaha
haha good ol' cliff. people who think im awesome are good peeps!
in other news, "its been done" by angela mccluskey is an awesome song! maybe one of my top 20 all-time favourites.
Posted at 12:14 am by tremulant
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Nov 18, 2004
i decided to look at black matt's old blogdrive earlier today...what a trip down memory lane. i think im going to include funny memories from RWU every once in a while in my posts...good place to start:
Blackmatt24: p-shorty and the captain together again for a grest adventure
Angry BushMaN: haha
Angry BushMaN: their first voyage didnt go so well
Blackmatt24: hhahaha
Blackmatt24: p-shorty tried to swim away
Angry BushMaN: shipwreck in the bathroom
Blackmatt24: hahhaahah
yesterday got off to a great start. i turned on MTV-U, and they had on the blood brothers video for "love rhymes with hideous car wreck"! i didnt even know they had a music video! i think that is my favorite song off of "crimes", but its not very representative of their sound...people who buy their cds because they like that single are probably going to be surprised.
then, i went to see "the grudge" with ivy at 1020. what an awful movie. it was like "the ring" but with no plot.
after, ivy somehow convinced me that it would be a good idea to pull an all-nighter, so we went and got some jolt. we were going to watch a movie, but we were too tired and ended up falling asleep from 430-630...then i had to go move my car so i wouldnt get a ticket. the last two times ivy has convinced me to pull an all-nighter have been the same days as my last two tests. i think ivy wants me to fail out of school...i did alright on my test today though (hopefully).
Posted at 04:21 pm by tremulant
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Nov 17, 2004
yesterday, i was in the grayson lobby, checking my mail and i hear some kid talking around the corner. he has this really nasally, whiny voice, and he is saying "distance sucks. it can tear relationships apart. since i came to umass..."
i walk around the corner and find out this kid looks EXACTLY how i had pictured him in my head from listening to his voice: stupid shaggy hair, big nose. haha i cant get his voice out of my head now "distance sucks.." lololol...you would be laughing so hard if you could hear the voice inside my head saying that. what a day.
Angry BushMaN: i hope i dont get a virus from looking at anime porn
ivyliciousness: haha
ivyliciousness: well, are you watchin movies or something??
Angry BushMaN: huh?
Angry BushMaN: it was a JOKE, ivy
ivyliciousness: lol
ivyliciousness: suure....
ivyliciousness: when you're haulin your ass back to oit bc of hentai shit i don't wanna hear it lol
Angry BushMaN: youre the one who searched for anime porn!
ivyliciousness: cuz you didn't believe me!
Angry BushMaN: whatev perv
Posted at 10:25 am by tremulant
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Nov 16, 2004
today:
5:03- i wake up for some reason. it is fucking hot in here and i cant go back to sleep. i start thinking. i wonder if i am wasting my time here at umass since i skip lots of classes and spend lots of money on alcohol
5:10- i decide i am wasting my time at umass
5:11- i decide "oh well, whatever"
7- i leave for breakfast
7:30- done with breakfast, my stomach feels like shit. i'll never learn
8- navigate my way through the labyrinth that is lederle in search of the oit office
9- im finally in the right place. the first oit assistant tells me "netbios drive electronic double helix sequence" or something equally as unhelpful
10- im back at my room with a bunch of papers from oit. i am supposed to reformat my hard drive. i dont know how.
1030- back at oit. second oit assistant was actually a nice guy...gave me a step by step how to reformat thing and a cd with windows xp burned on it.
11- i put the cd in and i get it to run, but i cant get my computer to boot from the cd like its supposed to. i go back to oit. the third oit assistant tells me "yup, the cd works". no shit, that wasnt the problem. oh well, i was in a hurry. this kid had a really bad lisp, i should have said "no scccchhhit it works, thatsch not the prob, my man!".
1130- erik helps me get into the bios and fix some stuff. then he leaves for class. i am all alone. it is man vs. machine. me vs. computer. "killing in the name of" by rage against the machine is stuck in my head. i am pumped by my newfound rebellious spirit..."FUCK YOU, I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!1"
i have the following conversation with ivy via cell phone text messages:
"OIT IS HELLA GAY"
"What happened?"
"FUCK!!"
my cell phone is bitching at me because i have sent/received too many text messages lately. insult and injury are teaming up.
1145- i give up and go to astronomy.
12- sean decided to skip today and im having a hard time staying awake
1230- i leave my astronomy class and go back to oit
1- i find out i was supposed to get a xp cd-key from someone. god damnit.
1-230- who knows what i was doing during this time. i definitely wasnt at my human landscape class though. maybe i was drunk.
230- i talk to andrew vernon of oit. this guy had the wall eyes! i tried keeping eye contact with him when he was talking, but i swear to god it was making me dizzy.
3- i go back to oit and lie to them by saying that my reformat is done and im ready to have my internet access turned on
301- they believe me
530- i finally finish the reformat and im back online. i win!
in conclusion, dont get a virus while at umass amherst because oit is gay!
penis oit happy face
(_)_)===> OIT =)
Posted at 06:22 pm by tremulant
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Nov 15, 2004
the half-eaten sausage would like to see you in his office
Angry BushMaN: maybe it will if we coin our own new buzz-phrase
posingasamanda: that would be blazin'
Angry BushMaN: bippity-boppity-booyeah
posingasamanda: haha shit you made me laugh out loud
Angry BushMaN: hahaha
posingasamanda: it sounds like something barney would say
posingasamanda: no offense cool bill
Angry BushMaN: k back to the drawing board
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posingasamanda: so yeah looks like we are nto good at coming up with buzz-phrases
posingasamanda: maybe just something totally not sensible
posingasamanda: "wow that is so AIDs"
Angry BushMaN: haha
posingasamanda: just use some random word
Angry BushMaN: thats bruisin
posingasamanda: haha
posingasamanda: i like that one
Angry BushMaN: i saw this guy working out at the gym, he was totally bruisin
posingasamanda: so what does bruisin mean? it could mean a lot fo thinks there
Angry BushMaN: its open to interpretation
posingasamanda: niiice
posingasamanda: it can only be used in ambiguous context
Angry BushMaN: that would be a good one too "you are soo open to interpretation"
posingasamanda: hahahaha i like the open for interpretation one
posingasamanda: i think it would be rather offensive
Angry BushMaN: haha yeah
Angry BushMaN: you are soo indoor recess
posingasamanda: OH MAN THAT ONES AWESOME
Angry BushMaN: haha
posingasamanda: the person would first be insulted, but then would have to stop and admire you for your wit. instant degradation
Angry BushMaN: haha
posingasamanda: youre brilliant, cool bill
Angry BushMaN: oh it was a collaboration
posingasamanda: oh man vanessa is lame
posingasamanda: she says she liked indoor recess
posingasamanda: JEEZ
Angry BushMaN: WHAT
posingasamanda: she doesnt count. we're fine
Angry BushMaN: ask her what she did during indoors recess
posingasamanda: they played board games
posingasamanda: especially mancala
Angry BushMaN: haha
posingasamanda: ya know whats really cold? my room. because vanessa thinks well die of carbon monoxide poisoning if we dont keep the window open while the heats on
posingasamanda: im wearing a coat and my hands are all red with coldness
Angry BushMaN: damn
posingasamanda: yeah i know its so indoor recess
Angry BushMaN: hahahahahaha
Angry BushMaN: vanessa is open to interpretation
posingasamanda: hahaha i laughed out loud
Angry BushMaN: haha
posingasamanda: i hope she doesnt ask me why
Angry BushMaN: hahaha
posingasamanda: she has a friend over too
Angry BushMaN: thats so aids
posingasamanda: haha i laughed again...
posingasamanda: theyre lookin
Angry BushMaN: haha
posingasamanda: ...mm awkwardness
Angry BushMaN: tell them you were thinking of a funny joke
posingasamanda: they were too afraid to ask me what i was doing
Posted at 10:33 am by tremulant
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Nov 14, 2004
i love new york city, oh yeah new york city!
highlights of last night included:
-mike making two of the best facial expressions i have ever seen
-watching a movie in which they pronounced the word "fugazi" as "foo-gay-zee". i wonder if i have been saying it wrong all this time
-spending about 30 minutes trying to think of a name for ivy's plant. we finally named it "pokey"
-mike downloading about 600 andrew wk songs on ivys computer while she was in the bathroom
ivyliciousness: oh i just cleaned up the DIRT
ivyliciousness: biggest pain in the ass ever
Angry BushMaN: haha
Angry BushMaN: how did that thing spill?
ivyliciousness: you probably kicked it
Angry BushMaN: yeah right
ivyliciousness: lol no, seriously
Angry BushMaN: its always the black kids fault, isnt it?!
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ivyliciousness: so i can still smell the popcorn we made last night lol
Angry BushMaN: did you spill it everywhere?
ivyliciousness: haha NO
ivyliciousness: only a little bit...
ivyliciousness: lol
Angry BushMaN: !!!!!
ivyliciousness: haha everytime you do that (!!!) i can picture you just looking at me w/ that look tha tyou give me
ivyliciousness: all wide-eyed and stuff lol
Celticsean34: well im gonna get back to studyin
Celticsean34: ill ttytmmpob
Angry BushMaN: ?????!
Celticsean34: talk to ya tommorow man maybe peace out bro
Posted at 05:55 pm by tremulant
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